Barack Obama: I’m a Communist.
John McCain: I’m a Socialist.
Tom Brokaw: Could I remind you both one more time about our time constraints?
Barack Obama: Government is your mommy.
John McCain: Government is your daddy.
Tom Brokaw: Both of you just shut up. We all know I’ve screened all the questions to make sure that Obama doesn’t have to answer anything too hard for him and that he is the winner just by virtue of showing up anyway.
BO: Good job Senator McCain.
JM: Good job Senator Obama.
TB: I can’t see my teleprompter.