I went to the dentist this morning,
Even while whining and mourning.
My teeth did not hurt, no, not a lot,
Because I do not smoke, drink, or do pot!
I sat in the chair, nervous was I,
The dentist came in and warmly said hi.
He grabbed at my mouth, I opened it wide,
Then he climbed in and walked side to side!
It was almost over, I began to relax,
He told me to floss, then warned me of plaque,
I got up to leave, and walked to the door,
The dentist said, ‘bye’ and I left, now, poorer than poor!